I found this rather hillarious

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THIS IS SO FUNNY


> One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
> When it became apparent that we would marry, I made
> the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on
my
> birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived
> in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be
> late because I had to walk home.
> On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked
beans was
> more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would
> walk off
> any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I
> stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
> consumed three large orders of baked beans.
> All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
> Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me> and
exclaimed
> delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
> He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner
table.
> I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold,
the
> telephone rang.
> He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until
> he returned and went to answer the call.
> The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting
> me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so
> while my husband was out of the room I seized the
> opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
> It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
> fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
> pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned
> the air around me vigorously.
> Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off
> three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage! .
> Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in
> the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
> The pleasure was indescribable.
> When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the
> end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
> times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
> my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
> with myself.
> My face must have been the picture of innocence when
> my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
> He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and
> I assured him I had not.
> At this point, he removed the blindfold, and
> twelve dinner guests seated around the table
> chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
> I fainted.

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